Wearing this like a sovereign ruler of olden times, this hat seizes command of your every notion, bending your will to its twisted thoughts of madness while it's back taunts you with inappropriate jokes at the most important times, all the while guiding your towards new and distant horizons of possible futures. The brim shields you from the never-ending ball of fire we have to deal with daily like a sentry of old and the snap-back closure not only tightens around your skull but also your destiny. you are no longer a person wearing a hat. you are a vessel for its unrelenting purpose.
BRDMLK
Product features - 100% cotton fabric — strong, smooth, breathable - Soft-structured five-panel, low-profile silhouette - Adjustable nylon strap with clip closure for a custom fit - Metal eyelets for added ventilation - Fits head circumference 19⅝″–22½″ (48.3–55.9 cm)
Care instructions - Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
