BRDMLK ABERTRKURKAAP

Wearing this like a sovereign ruler of olden times, this hat seizes command of your every notion, bending your will to its twisted thoughts of madness while its mesh back taunts you with inappropriate jokes at the most important times, all the while guiding you towards new and distant horizons of possible futures. The brim shields you from the never-ending ball of fire we have to deal with daily like a sentry of old. The snap-back closure not only tightens around your skull but also your destiny. you are no longer a thing wearing a hat. you are a vessel for its unrelenting purpose. BIRDMILK!

Product features
- Adjustable strap closure for a customized fit
- Color-matched elements enhance style
- Bright and crisp prints for bold designs
- Made from durable 100% polyester material

Care instructions
- Wipe clean with a damp cloth

EU representative: BIRDMILK, brdmlk@outlook.com

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Wipe clean with a damp cloth